The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
A judge is hearing a murder trial. Imp and her spirite-elf that was killed and the suspect, a 16 year old who's represented by his father, Ep. After hearing the case, the judge decides.Ep's teen didn't kill Imp's elf.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!