The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.