The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I asked my granddad how he is enjoying his new chair lift. He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill? As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.
Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun? .......Luke-Warm
What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.