The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”