The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.