The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My crazy stepmom kept knocking on the mall's doors until the lockdown was over. Unfortunately, she has now been released.
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? "Cool Ranch!"
What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.