The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why I only know who
Batman : You idiot Robin. You don't have to pee in the hall. There is a bathroom you stupid. Robin : Sorry. What is a hroom.?
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.