The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What do houses wear? An address.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.