The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.