The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. "You know, one would have been enough."

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.

(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."

What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'

Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?

Clothes, but no cigar.

There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.

My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.