The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why was the shovel regarded as one of the most creative inventions? Because it was ground breaking.
A suicide bomber in a pet shop A suicide bomber enters a pet shop and announces... "everybody has only one minute to get out of here..."Tortoise: Fuck :-/
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff. It's so nerve-wracking.
You know what would really lift my spirits these days? If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.
A man was walking along a solitary forest path when he came across a fork in the road. He stopped and pondered for a second....and then he picked the fork up, dusted it off and used it to eat his lunch.Can't let a perfectly good utensil go to waste.
I met my girlfriend at a African language class We just clicked!