The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where do pigs live in Germany? Ham-burg
Never judge a book by its cover. Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
You know the story of the ugly duckling? Pretty fowl story
Who were the two most open minded presidents? Abraham Lincoln and JFK...
My printer keeps playing random music I called support. Don’t worry they said, it’s just the paper jamming.
People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans. After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'. Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in you frying pan? Take away their little brooms.
How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just talk about how good the old one was.
I wanted to become someone serving the community and helping people ever since i was little. On Mondays - Thursdays, i am a doctor. Fridays - Sundays , I'm a Police officer. Being a stripper is challenging.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
America is the only place in the world where you can drive up to a fuel station and buy a liquid called "gas." That's funny to me.
What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j
“Grizzly found causing mayhem at a BBQ” First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it. The newspaper headline read: “Bear grills, drinks his own piss”
I always ask a funny question on first dates. "Are you a serial killer? " Its healthy to avoid competition in a relationship.