The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I became a naval cook because I wanted to see the world! But so far, I’ve only seen China, Turkey and Greece.
I was hungry and bought a box of animal crackers today The box said 'WARNING: Do not eat if the seal is broken'. I then opened it up, and every type of animal was in 1 piece, save for a single cracker at the bottom of the box................