The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”