The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it... And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.
My family is so generous... They installed hardwood in my dining room. I was floored.
Why did the ghost get arrested? For possession
If you write an entire book using a Ouija board, you get all the credit... Since it was technically written by a ghost writer?
Never date a girl named Ruth. If you two break up, you're going to be Ruth-less.
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
Why are aircraft always painted white? The colour seems a bit plane to me
People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future. Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
What award did the inventor of knock knock jokes get? The No-bell prize.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '