The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!
How do cows say “I love you”? With a s-mooooo-ch!
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY
I finally found the courage to tell my suitcases there will be no holiday abroad this year. Now, I'm dealing emotional baggage.
What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat
My idea of holding a summer vacation school to help kids with severe ADHD failed. Do you think it's because I called it a "Concentration Camp?"
Why don't British people pronounce the letter 't'? Because the Americans threw it in the ocean.ALTERNATE punchline: Because they drank it all.
What do you call a man with an axe over his head? Sort of Damocles
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?!'
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.