The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick? "Put it on my bill!"
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.