The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I had to stop wearing my Linkin Park shoes Made my feet numb
You want to know why I have a sheep skull on my bathroom scales? Weigh a head of ewe.
Self deprecation is definitely the lowest form of humour. that's why I use it all the time
Why did the blonde sit at the Stop sign for five minutes? She was waiting for it to change to 'Go'
I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with Lucifer himself on how to be even more vicious. I’ve no idea what kind of fees she’s charging him.
How many trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I've stopped counting.
Doctor: how often do you exercise? Me: 3 times Doctor: A week? A month? Me: I have given my answer
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
When I got my license I didn't have money for a car, so I robbed a bank. Anyway, as I was being dragged off to jail my mother wanted to know why I did it. So I told her the truth: "I did it for the car, ma!"
The Charlie Brown Foundation is now accepting donations. All proceeds go towards good grief counsellors.
Someone broke into my house so I hid in the closet with my phone, but I forgot to set it to silent... Luckily when I got a text I managed to fake cough over it so he wouldn't hear
Did you know? Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts....The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
Having a baby girl? You should name her Artica. It's awesome because all her nieces and nephews will have an Aunt Artica.
A proud new dad sat next to me in the bus today, pulled out his phone, and showed me a picture of his rather ugly baby. I told him, "that's a really nice phone."
My friend Stewie used to start a lot of fights That's why everyone called himBeef Stew