The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
A kid walks out in a Tortoise costume,why are you wearing that costume?” Mother: why are you wearing that costume?Kid: I’m going to that costume partyMother: isn’t that next year?Kid: yeah, but I’m a Tortoise...
My wife found out I was cheating My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding…She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me ever again!!
How often do Jamaican farmers milk their cows? Every udder day