The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I told my Dad that crazy people have taken over the White House He said, "So nothing new then"
When my kitten won the “Best Butt” prize at the pet show, it wasn’t just bad ... it was a cat ass trophy.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night? -I have to do that or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.-That's not going to work.-Why not?-Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up.
I told my Dad that crazy people have taken over the White House He said, "So nothing new then"