The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
What's Thanos' favourite card game? Snap
I guy finds a little turtle but he isn't sure how to look after it. So he goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book on turtles. She asks "Hardback?" "Yes," he replies, "with a little head and beady eyes."
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
Bar of gold walks into a pub The bartender says "Au get out of here"
Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas.
A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees. He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you?" The animal replys" well, I am a tiger" The bear acts suprised and says " are you sure? You don't look like a tiger." The tiger says " Do you think I'm a lyin?"
My wife is a forensic crime scene investigator, but she refuses to get pregnant. No one puts baby in a coroner.
Periods aren't bad Its just women's ovary acting
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)
I maintain my stomach tone by doing as many crunches as I can, every day. (Usually either Nestle or Captain)
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Why? My maths textbook had a picture of someone having fun on the front.
Got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city.. Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. "You know, one would have been enough."
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.