The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Violence is never the answer! Unless the question is... What do you have if you have more than one violin?
I pulled a muscle digging for gold. It was just a miner injury.
My friend asked why I never used condoms I said, "My pull out game is superb and condoms are expensive. You gotta keep a tight budget when you have 14 kids."
I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you.
Two guys are walking down the street when a thug lunges from an alley and points a gun at them... "Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!" the thug says.Bill says, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Just a minute! Steve, here's that $200 I owe you!"
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!
I had heart palpitations, sweating and aches on the day of my first Covid-19 Vaccine But once I got in and actually had the jab I was fine!
What’s a tired dragon’s favorite steak? Flaming yawn
A doctor thinks he’s invented a new procedure to remove a woman’s uterus Other doctors point out this is already a well known operationThe doctor replies “oh well it’s historic-to-me”
When I was younger, I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex... So I'd watch them while hiding in their bedroom closet.