The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Why are French snails faster than snails from other countries? L’ess cargo.
2016 where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
My wife always complains when I use her toothbrush If somebody can tell me of a better way of getting shit stains off the back of the toilet bowl I'm all ears.-Jimmy Carr
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.