The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work... She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
I never buy pre-shredded cheese. Because doing it yourself is grate.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn't dig it.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... But that's comparing apples to oranges.
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!