The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio
What did the greengrocer say when he sold his last onion? "Thats shallot!"
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
What did settlers eat when they headed west? Oregon Trail Mix. I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.
I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida. I think he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.
Where does China keep their political prisoners? Wontonamo Bay
What's the difference between a red onion and a brown onion? About 50 cents
Having an argument in a relationship is like going to a rock concert It starts with the new stuff but ends with the old hits
What happened to the pentagon which lost an angle? It got squared up.
I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.
Where do mummy and daddy ghosts take their babies during the day? Day scare.
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'