The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
I pushed a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on many levels
Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock? It destroyed the Governor's mansion.
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
I asked my French teach how to say “I am tired.” She just called me fat and gay.