The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.