The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.