The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Today, my wife was told by the pediatrician that our 18 month old son isn’t talking much because he doesn’t want to. I could’ve told her that.
Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked.
In USA being -on the lamb- means: :Running away from the Police, because they committed a crime. In Wales it means...well, something else.
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies, “Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
I got a third degree burn the other day Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup text, my mom asked me what I was reading. I told her:''Tips to cook delicious food.”And then she asked me why I was crying. I answered:"I have reached where they are cutting onions."
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
The cashier asked if I wanted my milk put in a bag. I told him to just leave it in the carton.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.