The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Why is Taiwan willing to stand up to China? Because it has a Taipei personality
My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday... I said, "Aw, I don't need presents, I just want a nice, relaxing massage and some of that great sex we used to have."Anyway guys, it worked, she is buying me so much stuff.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
That song "everybody talks" by neon trees is offensive to mute people.... And you'll probably never hear about it.
What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs? Peter Parkour
All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.
In my younger days, if I had to use the bathroom I could just hold it in. Nowadays, Depend's
My husband works in a plant nursery and is looking for quality plant jokes to tell his overworked co-workers. Show me what you've got! (I'll start) Why are plants bad cheerleaders?Because they're always rooting for themselves.