The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.