The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.