The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why do hippies make good accountants? Because they're from a counter-culture
Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam? He called it Wildlife Preserve.
Nic Cage went through such a hassle to find a national treasure. When all he had to do was look in a the mirror.
I’d like to return this. It’s unused. Clerk: Sir, this is your diploma. Me: Cash is fine.