The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night. Turns out is was just a Saturday Night Fever.
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
What does my dad and a large crowd have in common? Never seen them since 2019
I dont understand why they say cancer is so hard to beat I'm already on stage 4
I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist
I told my dad I couldn't believe I'd failed my biology exam. He said , I'm your mum.
I’ve started to invest in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.