The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
My doctor was really impressed with the amount of hair I had on the scalp for my hair transplant However, he was a *bit* concerned that the scalp was not mine
What do white knights put on their bread? M'lasses
My dad had this strange obsession with collecting bottles! Would be one way to say he’s an alcoholic.
What are the 3 sizes of condoms? Small, medium and liar.
Why do angels smell so good? Because their scent from God.
If R-Kelly was a computer file He'd be a .pdf file