The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on Sexual morality...... “In moments of temptation,” said the speaker to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: “How do you make it last an hour?”
Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.
So a guy and a girl are on a date, when they walk past a pond with swans in it. The girl turns to the guy and says “I can talk to animals.” The guy looks at the girl and says “I gotta see this!” So the girl turns to the swans and says, “HEY SWANS, FUCK YOU!”
What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.
I have a question about tampons Do they call it Tampax Pearl because it goes in their clam?
How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine? He trained.
Under President Trump, ISIS continues to spread across Middle East as a fine red mist.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.