The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool... But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.
I got an e-mail from a buddy of mine. He always has trouble spelling certain words. He said he quit his job at the glue factory. Upper management wanted everyone to put out 2,500 tubes per hour I guess he's not the type to work in a fast paste environment.
I remember the first time I confessed to my dad that I have depression I told my dad "Dad...I'm suicidal"And he says "Hi, Suicidal, I'm Dad!"
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!