The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.