The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.
Today, my wife was told by the pediatrician that our 18 month old son isn’t talking much because he doesn’t want to. I could’ve told her that.
The air in my apartment was so dry that we were getting shocked every time we touched a faucet or door knob. So, was I happy that my landlord finally installed a humidifier ? I was ecstatic.(So we're my kids, when I told them they weren't going to be grounded any more.)
It's Pancake Tuesday already... Really creped up on me.
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.