The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!