The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.