The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.