The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Can February March? No, but April May!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?
My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids. However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.