The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."True stories can be jokes too..
I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.
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