The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!