The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.