The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
The Cleveland Indians have officially decided on a new team name. Say hello to your new Cleveland Redskins!
Why did the oyster's girlfriend leave him? He was shellfish in the seabedNo, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.
My uncle is an archeologist.. He was doing some work in Egypt and came across an ancient tampon. Picked it up, examined it closely and said - I have no idea what period this is from.
My uncle was crushed by a piano.... His funeral was very low key
My dad works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.... He's the spokesman.
Why do pancakes always score a bunch of runs in baseball? They have the best batter.