The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I just found out that my great grandfather was on the Titanic. And as far as I know, he still is !!
My uncle just died. He fell into a vat of polish at the furniture factory. It was a terrible end but a lovely finish.
A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground. The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
Son: I just found out what Rocky mountain oysters are Dad: I know, it's nuts
Why couldn't the boy run away with the farmer's daughter? They were cantaloupe farmers.
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? "Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
What does Edward Penis-hand fears the most? An itching butt.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.