The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!
Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer...
My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists
What do you call a headcount of the prison population? A consensus.
After months of putting it off, I finally replaced the mirror in the bathroom. I just couldn't see myself using the other one.
I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.
You may know that baby owls are called "owlets", but did you know where they come from? The owlet mall.
Bob: Waiter, would you please come here? Waiter: Yes sir, how may I help you? Bob: Try the soup Waiter: Is there something wrong sir? Because if so, we can replace the soup Bob: Just try it Waiter: Okay, where's the spoon? Bob: Exactly.
A man walks up to a store and trys to get in but the door is locked. The store's employee yells through the door "sorry we're closed" "But your sign says open 24 hours!" says the man. The employee yells back "not in a row"
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
God thought long and hard what to name the period of time when the sun was not visible... Finally, after many hours of trying different sounds and variations he named it night. But when naming the opposite, he was exhaust and called it a day.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.