The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Can February March? No, but April May!